Nude teacher has no class

I guess you heard about this during the week... a Sydney primary school teacher has been suspended after doing a nude photo shoot.

I don't know about you, but when I was at primary school I never saw anything like that during "show and tell".

My teacher used to give us an elephant stamp or maybe a gold star when we'd done good work. This lady...? Good work earns the kids a gold tassle; for exceptional work, I understand you get an elephant tattoo.

To be fair, in her defence the teacher says she only had the school's best interests at heart when she did the photo shoot - she was trying to get more fathers to show up to parent-teacher night. In fact, some Dads are now asking whether they can have a parent-teacher weekend.