Shocking news today out of Perth… did you hear about this? (AUDIENCE TITTERS NERVOUSLY) West Australian Opposition Leader Troy Buswell has admitted that he sniffed the chair that a female Liberal Party staffer had just been sitting on in his office. (PAUSE FOR SHOCKED/OUTRAGED "OOOOH") He hasn’t resigned yet, but if he does he’ll definitely be in demand as an expert commentator on future election night broadcasts. Well just imagine this - Laurie Oakes or Kerry O’Brien throws to Mr Buswell for his opinion: “Troy – what do you think?”
(SNIFF, SNIFF) “Hmm, that seat’s too close to call.”
(SNIFF, SNIFF) “I’m giving that one to the sitting member.”
(SNIFF, SNIFF) “I’m picking up strong Green preferences in that seat.”
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